The Doctor’s Lament
Oh, sad the plight of the doctor today
Her life is a scheduling mistake.
All of her patients have something to say
About appointments her clinic will make.
The truth of the matter is she doesn’t have a say
In the way her schedule will go.
Multiple patients are scheduled today
And she prays that some will no show.
She has no input into her list
In truth, she merely works here.
And considering how many butts she has kissed,
Her daily influence is mere.
So pity your local doc on the go
And blame her lateness no more
She is but a cog in the show
And she is weary unto the core.